Sandman's Journal

E-mails didn't really pour in from people wanting to feed me. It was an illusion! Let that be a lesson to you to never trust rapping cowboys, nor their propaganda. We sometimes manipulate reality to suit our chicanery. It is true, however, that both my parents (in separate emails) expressed concern about my diet. To them I replied, "I was just using meat as a tool to express my dismay over the expensive war that my fool-headed leaders have initiated. I mean some people in this country are malnourished and such." As for me, I can't really complain. I'm healthy as a bull. But what about those starving unfortunates who don't have web-journals? Someone's got to expound on the glories of a good antelope-burger, for chrissakes! Durn...