Monday, April 11, 2005

To Whom it May Concern,

My name is Chris Sand aka "Sandman the Rappin' Cowboy." That title might sound a bit buffoonish, but my songs tend to be as serious as they are funny. I'm writing to offer my entertainment services tonight--before, during, or after the George McGovern talk at Dickinson State University. I have two songs in particular that might be appropriate for an event like this:

1) "Scapegoat Song" ( - it's the first song on the list)

2) "Suspicious" ( - under "Featured Song")

Sorry for my last minute timing--just found out about it today. Either way I look forward to hearing Senator McGovern speak tonight. I'd also be available to help support future events, or perform a full concert if you're interested. Let me know where to send a press kit.

Sincerely, Chris
"I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in."
George McGovern
For a brief McGovern bio see: boo-YAAHH. Dude was a fighter pilot in WWII--back when casualties were more proportianate, maybe. Like one U.S. soldier to every 1.5 Nazis, rather than one U.S. soldier to every 20 Iraqis. These are just crude guesses, though. Does anyone know the real stats? If so, do you know the age of the average Iraqi casualty? I'm curious.


Anonymous said...

did you get the curator job? weren't you supposed to find out today?

Chris Sand said...

i'll find out in the morning.

-G.D. said...

Just wanted to stop by and say hey. I enjoy reading your stuff. - G.D.

Chris Sand said...

Thanks G.D.- I like your stuff, too!