Sandman's Journal

My friend Laurence often sends Bushisms. They're not as timeless as those of say, Yogi Berra. They're confusing. Weirder. Which is why they're funny. Here's today's:

"See, it's interesting, isn't it -- I can't tell you how good it is for the country to be sitting next to Cynthia Roberts, working right here at Nissan, and she's talking to me about watching her assets grow."

-- G-Dub, continuing his Social Security roadshow in Canton, Miss.