Tuesday, January 25, 2005

My entry somehow just got erased. I feel too lazy to rewrite. But I'll leave you with this--I just plugged my name, Christopher Sand, into Cedar's computer's anagram machine and it spit out "Shit Rap Corn Shed." My dad's name (Rob) came out bad too: "Darn S.O.B.!!" Some say that the anagram machine tells one's true nature. For instance Mel Gibson = "Bong Smile," Spiro Agnew = "Grow a spine" (or penis). William Clinton = "I'm it, an ill clown," and George Herbert Walker Bush = "Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog." David Letterman = "Nerd Amid Late TV." Clint Eastwood = "Old West Action." Elvis "lives"! Etc. Writing about anagrams is depressing.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

When running your name to create least number of words for anagram got "Precis Shorthand" and "Rhenish Postcard", Rhenish refers to Rhines river in germany....your fate and destiny seems to be somehow tied to a well-written postcard either recieved or sent from Germany near rhines river... or perhaps related to a past life. On the positive tip, a closer analysis reveals you write well as in "precis shorthand" which is a complement... and perhaps on your many travels, you now or will send postcards... (i.e. the one from Germany)... maybe on a future tour.... and maybe that particular postcard will be the one framed and that you will be most remembered for it hanging in some obscure art museum of the future someday. Peace.

Chris Sand said...

Which website did you find that allows you to type in the fewest words deal? That beats scrolling down 3,000 possible combinations. Thanks!

Anonymous said...

Not a website. Its a anagram generator program, small free shareware executable file. I did a search and I think this is the link where I got it from: http://www.eccentrix.com/members/asciworx/download.html

Let me know if this one, or version allows you to limit words to like 1 word, 2 words, 3 words, etc... I think it is the same program I been using. Downloaded mine few years ago...

Anonymous said...

More info @ http://www.eccentrix.com/members/asciworx/

It appears its now shareware, used to be freeware, my version is freeware, not sure what the difference is? New version probably has more spiffy features added...

Anonymous said...

I believe "shareware" means it is still free to download, try and use, but donations are accepted.

Anonymous said...

why don't all the journal entries engage this many comments?

Chris Sand said...

'Cause anagrams are cool, yo.