Four beers and two snickers bars later, and I'm soused. They say you can't go down to Ilo Bar, in Dunn Center, and only drink one beer. It's true. Everyone buys you one. Ilo Bar has the most economical juke box in the country, too--8 songs per dollar. I picked out 8 tracks that everyone liked, and so they pooled another $2 so's I'd pick 16 more. That's a lot of songs. Merle Haggard, George Strait, Toby Keith, AC/DC, Alabama, Dr. Hook, Tammy Wynette, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Shania Twain, Del Shannon, Buddy Holly, Hank Williams, OutKast.
Now I'm about to go crawl under my stove and sleep like a rat.
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