Thursday, June 12, 2003

Last night I broke my own record by netting $61. I'm up $66 since returning... Now everyone's out to get me. They'll seek revenge; they'll try to pick my bones clean... tonight... but I'll leap around nakedly and snarl and drool and win again... and again... forever! It's mine, my precious, all mine... MINE!!!

On a less disturbing, note, Olympia is cool and grey today. I met my new 5-day-old house-mate, Fiona, earlier. She's exquisitely beautiful, but sharp-tongued. She insulted me twice; once for my provincial vocabulary, and another time for my funny-shaped head. Oddly she didn't complain when I tried to nurse her mom's left breast. (Joking, again, for those who don't know).

I'll shut my trap now.

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