Sandman's Journal

Odysseus has returned.

"I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast,
But I just rocked America, coast to coast."

I blinded the Cyclops, shunned the sirens, and chilled with Achilles in Hades.

"I flew to LA, I flew to New York,
Everybody's sick from eatin' too much pork."

I avoided supping with the Lotus-Eaters. I failed, however, from molesting the cattle of Helios.

"Skiddly bebop a we rock, scooby doo,
Guess what, North Dakota--I love you."

Happy to be home!