Sunday, February 12, 2006

The answer to one of these questions is "uh . . . no":

Did the Seattle Seahawks really just go to the Super Bowl?

Did Peter Gabriel really just sing "Imagine" during the Olympics XL opening ceremonies?

Did Vice President Cheney really just accidentally tenderize a 78-yr-old man in the face and chest with a shotgun?

Did I really just make out with the hottest 31-year-old in North Dakota?

5 comments:

juicy fruit said...

aren't you the hottest 31-year-old in north dakota?

Anonymous said...

The VP should be called Dick Douchebag. How could you mistake a 78-yr-old man for a covey of quail?

Sandman said...

Dick Cheney is a douchebag for many reasons, but in this case I've got his back.

Accidents happen, yo. Chill . . .

Anonymous said...

Point taken, I just wanted to call him a douchebag. It felt good. Accidents do happen.

I once broke a boy's leg at recess when I was in 2nd grade.

Sandman said...

http://www.commondreams.org/views06/0215-31.htm

I forgot about his drinking problem . . .