Thursday, June 14, 2007

The tidal wave of life has swamped Sand Land, USA. I'm pretty much under water at the moment. I gave my two-week notice of resignation at the Museum. I'm considering driving for Goodall Trucking out of Killdeer. My friendly old license plates "HIY 918" were stolen. I replaced them today with new ones--they assigned me with the unfriendly "HTE 092" (which sounds to me like a Nazi skinhead radio station). The grass outside my house is almost three feet high! My neighbors are disgusted with me. Allergy season has started. My Fantasy Baseball team is slumping. Brother Raymond cussed me out for writing about him in my public journal.

But besides all that, I feel pretty darn good. I've got a date with Lindsay Danger tomorrow evening for one thing. There might be some fishing involved.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

I've met Ray, and I'm sorry to say, he's a sucka in every way.

Anonymous said...

... not to be homophobic 'cause he might be gay.... seriously.

Anonymous said...

why is it 3 feet high? how do you know they're disgusted with you? did they give you dirty looks? did they tell you? are you the neighborhood whipper-snapper?

Anonymous said...

grass 3 feet high; bet its loaded with the friendly mosquitoes. bet the museum hates to see you resign.

Anonymous said...

how's your radio working?

ivee(*

nannyG said...

perhaps you should get a few goats.

Sandman said...

yes, i may be the neighborhood whippersnapper. i'll redeem myself somehow. someday.

Anonymous said...

Wow Chris,
That's big news! I look forward to seeing you this next week and chatting. Love you!

Jen

Anonymous said...

when do you start your truck driving job?? just shocked that you resigned at the museum. new job! new woman! new life!

ANNIEG said...

Who is this goat suggesting impostor? Didn't even get my name right... sheesh! I am looking forward to seeing how this new adventure plays out my musical friend. Does the trucking company go through Spokane?