Sunday, October 09, 2005

'Twas cozy in my death shack last night. No ghosts visited me. Yesterday in Dickinson I purchased one of those colorful Mexican glass candles. This one had a picture of the Virgin of Guadalupe. I burned it ceremoniously to aid in my nocturnal protection. I fear the grim reaper is looking for his hell hounds, who have been creeping 'round my porch.

I need curtains!


Anonymous said...

If you have curtains, how will your guardian angels (and other interested peepers) be able to check on you?

Chris Sand said...

I'll install a tiny angel/peeper cam, and route it to a wide-screen monitor in the grain elevator south of the playground.