Friday, December 03, 2004

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

Sandman and Friends Bring Hip-Hopera to the Capitol Theater New Year’s Eve

Olympia, WA, December 31, 2004 --For a sexy and subversive way to celebrate New Year’s Eve, get on down to the Capitol Theater to see A Year in the Life of Slippery Goodstuff, a punk-rock-country-rap musical by Chris “Sandman” Sand and Nerviz Productions. This is the first Olympia performance of the play, which was originally performed at the Minneapolis Fringe Fest last summer. Also featured will be Log Hog, the Lucky Devil Girly Show, DJ Whistle Punk, and a 21-and-over beer garden. Parental discretion advised.

The musical follows the trail of an average joe who loses his memory and recreates himself as a Western-themed rapping porn star named "Slippery Goodstuff." After many sexual misadventures, Slippery starts a highly profitable network marketing company called Supersperm, Inc. He continues womanizing until he hits a wall during an encounter with a rap outlaw named Cindy Wonderful. . .and her girlfriend, Sarah Adorable. Shocked and awed by Cindy and Sarah's fierce sexuality, Slippery has a revelation about the meaning of true sexiness. In a stunning turn of events, he remembers the painful experience that triggered his amnesia; stops lying about his wealth, stamina, and exaggerated size; and ends his ultimately unprofitable quest to screw the planet.

Reviewing the “Slippery Goodstuff” soundtrack, released in 2003, Spokesman-Review journalist Isamu Jordan wrote, “It’s a lot more 2Pac than 2 Live Crew, cowboy hat and all. Sandman is socially and politically conscious and overflowing with toilet talk. . . . As far as the Northwest goes, no one [else] has had a compatible marriage between hip-hop and country since Sir-Mix-A-Lot's 'Square Dance Rap’.”

A Year in the Life of Slippery Goodstuff can be seen at the Capitol Theater, 206 5th Avenue, downtown Olympia, on December 31st. Doors Open at 8:30 p.m. $7 ($5 for Olympia Film Society members).

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12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Finally, something to look forward to!

Anonymous said...

This show will make Sandman know around the world.

Anonymous said...

Is this show sold out yet?

Anonymous said...

Does Sandman have crabs?

Anonymous said...

I'll come/cum if you perform in a bikini....

Anonymous said...

Is this his farewell tour? Does any body know?

Chris Sand said...

No, I don't have crabs...yet. Hopefully never. I had ticks once.

Also, I won't be performing in a bikini, but rather a cheap leapard-skin thong w/ fringe.

I'm confused about where to live. I'm in flux. My brain is spinning it's wheels about all sorts of things.

Anonymous said...

Where are the flyers for the show? None to be seen around town...

Chris Sand said...

They'll be up in the next day or two.

Anonymous said...

will you be selling extra posters for archiving and framing? fans wanna know.

Chris Sand said...

Sure--is $3 fair? I'll give all the money to Giles, though, so you might want to just buy them from him: zoonbats@hotmail.com. He made 'em.

Chris Sand said...

Scream Club has joined the bill! Their set will be right before the play.